an elevator named for a prayer named for a god // http://t.co/W5WW4tQKM8 http://t.co/fjFVxPxjOt
where were you when scientists named 38% of the world? // http://t.co/flA5NHOEpE http://t.co/3A118Ullzz
mercury craters prepared for naming in 3, 2, 1… b// http://t.co/t0QR3Imsw1 via @washingtonpost http://t.co/gZxSygXKhz
oh look, our old cards are on @Designspiration today // http://t.co/VNgQHPMACr
on legally changing his name to santa claus: "the hours are long, and the beard tugs do hurt" // http://t.co/6hTIgbS2FC
RT @jut_inc: We've launched! Started today with our online analytics playground & new site for #devops. @jut_inc #juttle http://t.co/pc6VUK
=:o] is actually bill clinton, and other surprises // https://t.co/UTSi3X37Eb
RT @HaggardHawks: ENGLISH PINK is the name of a shade of yellow.
latin shape names beating greek shape names: quinquangle > pentagon sexangle > hexagon
thank colossus for graphic tees, mountain dew code red, gentrification, etc. // http://t.co/JeLpAe2FTi
RT @wolfhard: Mortal enemies. http://t.co/xKd7nzB8Sv
looks like we have to rename our printer // http://t.co/eG9EpjAirU
skills of the secretarybird: hunting snakes, rescheduling meetings. http://t.co/99mNeJNM13 http://t.co/X2uq8NCmGi
should've stuck with dahomey // http://t.co/aJtLYErMwz http://t.co/RRRHuhTI6V
this tweet would be ill-eagle in china // http://t.co/pVdK61a1K5 http://t.co/yCIl57tjJA
sext: (n) prayer service held at noon // http://t.co/LOLwhZcTOg
RT @boondesign: Limited edition print love by @ahundredmonkeys x @boondesign now available from @extra_c https://t.co/TbGNFvjUOk http://t.c…
"anglerfish can swallow prey larger than themselves because their stomaches are highly flexible murder balloons." http://t.co/8MhbdOWovs
we collaborated with @boondesign on some limited edition silkscreen prints. available from @extra_c here: https://t.co/undBaoTM3O
"we care," "this is going to be fun," and other lies // http://t.co/owUtKMAqEL

Eli Altman is speaking at the Nearly Impossible Conference in SF