
Saturday, June 5
BOLINAS - At 8:46 p.m. a deputy caught a local in the act of drawing a penis with a Sharpie on a patrol vehicle. The man was cited for vandalism.
Thursday, June 3
SAN GERONIMO - At 2:31 p.m. a woman who had seen a deputy shut down a roadside cherry vendor asked, "Why?"
Wednesday, June 2
STINSON BEACH - At 8:18 a.m. a man reported that he had been held hostage all night. Deputies arrested another man for violating parole and for keeping the caller's laptop "hostage."
Tuesday, June 1
FOREST KNOLLS - At 7:17 a.m. someone reported getting a sexual text from an unknown number; the caller suspected a neighbor, with whom she recently had an argument.
Monday, May 31
STINSON BEACH - At 4:31 a.m. a caretaker reported that a woman with dementia was lighting pieces of paper on fire and banging on her neighbor's doors, yelling for help.
Sunday, May 30
INVERNESS PARK - At 5:58 p.m. someone reported that a woman had walked past the caller's house a few hours ago, crying and yelling about how her husband had "thrown hot lunch" at her.
Friday, May 28
DILLON BEACH - At 7:48 a.m. campers left Lawson's Landing without paying for their stay. the caller asked deputies to give them "a little squeeze."
BOLINAS - At 10:02 a.m. someone reported that a woman in her 60s was yelling in front of the post office, dressed in one red shoe and one green shoe.
Monday, May 24
BOLINAS - At 11:10 a.m. someone reported that a man had said, "Now the trouble is really going to begin." A deputy found the man in his van; the man shut his door in the deputy's face.
Friday, May 21
CHILENO VALLEY - At 10:40 a.m. someone reported that a small, brown man in his 50s had entered the caller's property, walked around the porch, rang a cowbell and yelled at an abandoned car.
FOREST KNOLLS - At 2:52 p.m. an alarm went off in a meditation room.
Monday, May 17
BOLINAS - At 11:25 a.m. a man reported that a tall, blonde passerby to whom he had said hello while he was working on his Elm Road garden had become enraged, threatening to smash in his head.
Sunday, May 16
POINT REYES STATION - At 9:40 a.m. someone saw a man standing beneath the bridge, yelling obscenities. The suspect told deputies he was just playing a flute and singing.
TOMALES - At 8:02 a.m. a nosebleed was reported.
Saturday, May 15
HICKS VALLEY - At 3:18 p.m. a resident reported that a woman was sitting on a yoga mat in the caller's driveway, waiting for her husband who she said was taking a walk on the caller's ranch. It is unclear what happened next.
Friday, May 14
WOODACRE - At 2:23 p.m. someone complained about an illegal cherry vendor.
SAN GERONIMO - At 10:27 p.m. a man told deputies to come take care of a barking dog "right now, I am sick of it!"
Thursday, May 13
FOREST KNOLLS - At 10:44 a.m. a mandolin was discovered stolen out of a car parked car on Montezuma Avenue.
BOLINAS - At 3:53 p.m. a man reported that a curly-haired 30-year-old he didn't know had been following him and his family, acting "weird."
Wednesday, May 12
LAGUNITAS - At 8:21 p.m. a neighbor complained about loud Indian drumming.
Monday, May 10
WOODACRE - At 8:37 p.m. a woman reported finding her water system tampered with and her garden clippers stolen. It was the third time such an incident had occurred.
Thursday, May 6
BOLINAS - At 7:02 p.m. a man accompanied by "huge piles of stuff" reportedly peed into a bottle while sitting at a picnic table on Wharf Road. Deputies moved him along.
BOLINAS - At 7:43 p.m. someone reported a pair of kayakers who the caller said were getting way too close to some seals that had just given birth, though the caller was too far away to give any details.
Wednesday, May 5
TOMALES - At 10:10 a.m. a student was inside the principal's office, choking on a pen cap.
Tuesday, May 4
NICASIO - At 1:32 p.m. a passerby reported seeing what looked like a person wrapped up in a blanket, lying on the side of the road. The caller said the bundle may also be trash.
POINT REYES STATION - At 2:32 p.m. someone reported people jet-skiing on the bay, and wondered if such an activity was legal.
Sunday, May 2
MARSHALL - At 7:28 p.m. a car landed in a ditch after dodging another car.
POINT REYES STATION - At 7:35 p.m. a six-year-old boy smashed his head while performing a flip for his mother.
Saturday, May 1
BOLINAS - At 7:23 p.m. someone reported that their 50-year-old mother was extremely intoxicated.
Thursday, April 29
TOMALES - At 7:16 a.m. a man received two phone calls stating he had won a sweepstakes.
NICASIO - At 12:51 p.m. someone reported that 100 sports cars were blocking the road. Deputies watched as the cars dispersed over the next half-hour.
Saturday, April 24
SAN GERONIMO - At 2:47 a.m. a woman reported running over something in the road. Deputies found branches in the lane.
Thursday, April 22
BOLINAS - At 9:10 a.m. deputies helped lure a seal from Wharf Road back to the beach, where it belongs.
POINT REYES STATION - At 8:56 p.m. a woman was seen dropping off a man on the side of the road. The man was carrying a backpack, and the caller was afraid he was planning to camp.
Monday, April 19
NICASIO - At 4:03 p.m. a woman reported that her landlord had pushed her out of a room in order to show it to a potential new tenant.
Sunday, April 18
FOREST KNOLLS - At 10:57 a.m. a man reported that someone wrapped his tree in toilet paper overnight.
Saturday, April 17
BOLINAS - At 1:00 a.m. deputies arrested someone for resisting arrest.
BOLINAS - At 1:30 p.m. a beachgoer reported a seal pup on the sand who appeared to be alive but was silent.
BOLINAS - At 2:33 p.m. someone reported two men wearing "street clothes."
BOLINAS - At 5:20 p.m. a man was arrested for annoying a minor.
Sunday, April 11
HICKS VALLEY - At 9:51 p.m. a large tree and a pile of mud was blocking the road.
Saturday, April 10
BOLINAS - At 3:19 p.m. someone said there were four or five drunk people yelling and cursing at the "site of the future park" downtown, one of whom uses a walker. Deputies spoke to the man with a walker, who said he was yelling at a person for whom he does not care. Deputies suggested he keep quiet.
Thursday, April 8
BOLINAS - At 4:04 p.m. several men were seen drinking in front of a No Drinking sign on the dock, an example of an ongoing problem.
Wednesday, April 7
WOODACRE - At 5:58 p..m a woman wondered if it was legal for her neighbor to honk her horn as she drove down the hill past her house every morning. Deputies advised.
Friday, April 2
INVERNESS - At 6:42 p.m. a child complained about a bad day at school.
Thursday, April 1
BOLINAS - At 4:57 p.m. a neighbor reported that someone was using an outdoor brick oven without permits.