Stuck in a naming rut? Perfect timing.
We spend the majority of our waking hours naming things, so we thought it would be nice to reach out and help those of you in naming need. We can’t work with everyone who comes our way, but we wanted to open up a little time to help people in need of naming assistance who might not have the funds for a full blown project. Thus: Office Hours.
We’ll be opening our office to those of you who are local enough to make the trip, so we can talk the old fashioned way: in person. We’ll help you understand which considerations are important enough to worry about, and which ones are holding you back. No, we won’t name your company for free. Or write the copy for your new website. But if all goes as planned, we’ll be able to help you get a better night’s sleep.
If you want to stop by, drop us a line at hi[at]ahundredmonkeys[dot]com, and we’ll set something up. Don’t be shy.





ali August 12, 2011
Oooh! I might by a plane ticket for this.
Eli Altman August 17, 2011
please do!
Iris August 25, 2011
I live in town and would love to come by for Office Hours. Apparently, I just missed one but please let me know when the next one is!
I think A Hundred Monkeys is the raddest branding company around. I had no idea that you were right here in MV! I saw your posting for an assistant on craigslist, which then led me to your website. (I’d love to be an assistant for you guys and I think I’d be perfect for the job but I can’t – unfortunately – afford to work for $14/hr…).
Iris
elka October 7, 2011
I like this concept. Especially if I had something to name. (I’m just here because I’m curious. But if I ever get my press up and running, I’ll ask you guys to help me out!) You should offer a live chat feature for consultation, like they have on NYPL’s website. Their usage is fairly minimal, but it’s a very convenient website consultation thingamabob.
I’m not guessing how much a live chat feature would cost to maintain, sorry — this suggestion might very well be monetarily deemed A Bad Idea.
elka October 7, 2011
ps. No, I don’t live in New York, I live in Oakland. But I’m lazy!
JMGrove October 25, 2011
2.25 hour drive – I’m good with that. Count me in!
alfred beilin January 2, 2012
afternoon everyone happy new year to yous all
alfred beilin
Jessica March 25, 2013
Are you still offering Office Hours?