Need to Name a: Tactical Bowie Knife Company?

By Ben Weis
May 30, 2014
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Filed under Naming

At A Hundred Monkeys, we’re always hoping for ridiculous naming projects. Need to name a stable of Mongolian racehorses? We do that. Don’t know what to call your urban marijuana farm? We can help.

Each week, we’re giving away free names. We’re nice like that. If you’re lucky enough to be in the tactical Bowie knife business, consider these names:

Thunderblade Deathstorm
Cutty Shark
Screaming Eagle 1776
Cold Glory
Zombie Cutter
Assailer Derailer
The Devil Himself
Inalienable Knife Fights
Rough Surgery
Aggressive Merchandise
First Amender

Check back next week for more ridiculous fake names.

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