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  • About: Naming

Assorted Characters is a limited edition 3 volume zine of names and other found text collected by the team at A Hundred Monkeys. It is available exclusively through No Picnic Press. For as long as I can remember, I’ve been taking pictures of names and other language I find. This could be on a neighborhood…

Dollar Store Names: The Deals, The Steals, The Thrills

Dollar stores live in the world of practical magic. A place where $5 feels like $50, and a name can be the thing that turns “eh, maybe” into “why not?” The best dollar store names don’t just tell you what you’re getting; they evoke an emotional response, spark curiosity, or cleverly allude to their mainstream…

What’s Your About Page About?

The About page doesn’t get enough credit. In this creative industry of ours, most agencies, no matter the size, have a portion of their website devoted to communicating just who the hell they are and what they care about. But there’s a difference between what your About page says and what your About page does….

What happens when every brand on the shelf is designed to be different?

That’s the question raised by Pop Up Grocer, a curated retail experience in NYC described as “all the buzziest brands on Instagram under one roof” and “playland for packaging nerds.” It also asks, what if the inside of your pantry was edited by Dieline?  Sandwiched between Manhattan’s Greenwich Village and SoHo neighborhoods, Pop Up Grocer…

More brand, less celebrity

Brands that could survive without big name backings There’s a special kind of paradox at the intersection of celebrity and branding. Fame, especially when wielded as an endorsement, is a shortcut: a fast-track to relevance, a built-in audience, a persistent spotlight that attracts attention before it might be justified. Brand building, on the other hand,…

The best brands no one is talking about

When people talk about the best brands, the same names always tend to show up: Nike, Coca-Cola, Apple, Disney, Patagonia, Ikea. So let’s take a moment and give these massive mega brands a round of applause. They mostly do a great job and deserve the credit. At some point, though, people get tunnel vision on…

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If AI is so exciting, why is AI branding and marketing so boring?

Living in the Bay Area, it’s hard to avoid AI ads. Driving on Interstate-80 through San Francisco is a gauntlet of 40+ billboards in less than a mile—nearly every single one is about AI. Ads on YouTube are the digital equivalent. Salesforce, IBM, SAP, Meta, Google, Apple (all links to their AI offerings)—every one is…

Dream projects

Some people dream of starring on the silver screen, flying to space, or teaching dolphins to read. We grew up loving language and searching for the right words. With more than 75 years of combined experience naming companies and products, we’ve been lucky to name a supersonic jet, a watch company, Earth-friendly activewear, mindfully-crafted tequila,…

Want a free name? Inquire within

Do you anticipate feeling anxious or hesitant over selecting a name for your company or product? Would you rather put that decision in the hands of seasoned professionals? Do you also like the price of $0? Well, you’re in luck. Submit your proposal here and once a year we’ll select a client to work with,…

Making it personal

When brand backstories take a front seat There’s an unmistakable art to the Shark Tank pitch. It almost always begins with a founder’s personal anecdote that introduces a very relatable problem, and then goes on to explain how their product is finally solving it. In other cases, it’s fueled by more of a passion than…

We Do This Every Day: the Case for Professional Naming

We all perform routine tasks on a daily basis: brushing our teeth, preparing morning beverages, gazing at screens, and, possibly, perfecting personal crafts. Most people are lucky to get good at a hobby or two. Naming things is not typically one of those two things. In the naming biz, we see people take a crack…

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