100M helps you get the lead out
Losing weight is not a game. 100M names a company that cuts off the escape routes and promises to help you return your stats to the manufacturer’s spec. The name: RETROFIT. Check it out here. Press release here.
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McDonald’s, McRibs and McIndigestion: Why we eat crap in a bun
There are only a handful of American traditions that people will dare to truly question: Why should I have to pay taxes? Is everything really bigger in Texas? How can you be too old for American Idol? Yet the question that prompts the most soul searching, the most gut-wrenching existential doubt in the heart of
Lost in translation — why having a pronounceable and spell-able name matters less than you think
Everyone wants the perfect name. They want it to be edgy, imaginative, and inimitable, but only so long as it’s also easy to spell, easy to say, and impossible to forget. The only trouble being, easy and evocative are natural enemies. And nothing is so sure to slip between the ears undetected as the word that requires no effort
Tiny woman trapped in iPhone sues local man
Attorneys representing a woman who lives in a local man’s iPhone 4S have filed a lawsuit against him, claiming he keeps her trapped in his smart phone, expects her to instantly know how to get to places she’s never heard of and frequently asks her bizarre questions. Worst of all, she says she doesn’t get
I’ll bet you’re a marketing genius
Marketing is a good idea. Except for the way most of the world does it. Most marketing starts with the premise that people are total idiots so you need to pound stuff into their heads with a 2×4. They still don’t get it? Buy more CPMs and pound some more. 3% clicked and 1% bought?
Flattening the Like Button: why Facebook’s omnipresent thumb sticks in the eye
Welcome to the age of the Like. Whether it’s the way in which we, like, speak to each other or the currently fashionable post-Siskel approach to film review — “Did you like Real Steel? I liked it, because, you know, it was really good.” — the word itself has taken total control over how we
Return of the Return of the Return of the Jedi: George Lucas abuses The Force again
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, George Lucas decided he was going to milk the Star Wars franchise for everything it had. What used to be pop culture’s sacred cow, a cinematic fantasy that nourished the geek in all of us for decades, has now become an emaciated cheese-machine in an
Pandas, giraffes and magic dragons: animal names for those OTHER San Francisco Giants
The San Francisco Giants need help. Falling fast in the National League West and trailing in the Wild Card race, the 2010 World Series Champions could use a serious boost if they want to make the playoffs this year. That’s why it’s time to call upon Mother Nature. For too long now fans have been
Why your brand sucks
Brands are pretty hard to build. And while some heroic efforts have yielded brands that really do make the world a more interesting, beautiful place, let’s face it, the vast majority of the brands out there suck. If you have to ask yourself which category you fall into, it’s most likely the latter, and
Burning Man: The 10 million dollar anti-brand
Three days from now, 40,000+ people will leave their homes, families, and rational identities behind to join a city of their own making in which all normal societal rules are cast aside: Burning Man. And despite what sounds like a good idea the first time you hear it, I’ve come to dread even the idea